May 2012
I hate my phone so much
Same.
April 2012
I got to do a final walk-through today with an...
It was a rush… and 2 hours long. I love every second of it.
Reblog if you are online right now...and don't...
beersboatsbroads:
Guilty.
I know, I know. It’s after 9am, but no one is home, and I see boxer briefs and a t shirt are totally appropriate.
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Everyone is jealous of Teresa which is why Ashlee...
Seriously, why are the housewives in a different order from last year? I don’t understand?
Goodbye Ashley Ashlee
Oh. Is this going to be about Lauren being fat?
Yes.
Oh, Lauren quit her job the second day? Well good. You’re parents are rich.
She’s not even like… unheatly fat tho…
Did… did Joe Guidice just kinda sorta do like… a mini interview?
...
t33ndad:
of course Big Gay AlBIE thought Joe Giudice and Richie Wakile’s homoerotic wrestling and dick grabbing looked “fun”
Dead.
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Ok, I will be putting up my review/recap of RHONJ,...
She’s said she’s sorry twice. Build a fucking bridge.
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Logged into my Myspace account to get some old...
I don’t know whether to laugh or cry you guys… Might post some pics later if anyone wants to see. *shrug*
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You know what I hate?
Me: You look nice today.
Them: OMG. NO I I DON'T. I DIDN'T DO MY MAKE UP RIGHT. THESE SHOES DON'T MATCH MY BELT. OMG. NO. NO.
So now I just do this...
Me: You look nice today.
Them: OMG NO I DON'T. I DIDN-
Me: You're right. You look like shit.
Them: ...
Trust me it works, they'll appricate the next time I compliment them and cherish it. If everyone did this the world would be a better place.
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is-there-any-love:
Frank ocean - whip appeal
...
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Someone has a fucking BENTLEY for sale in the AJC...
GTC, $160,000. What kind of fuckery is this?
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Today was shit.
I’m going to bed. Goodnight.
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You know what's shocking?
The amount of people like… over 17 who love Big Time Rush. I’m not judging or anything, I just had no clue…
I mean… I’m not hating considering I love The Real Housewives. Just keep on keeping on I gues…
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There's over a 75% chance I have "On Display" open...
This is why I don’t have a girlfriend…
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Will someone gif the girl dancing on the hood of the Jaguar in the Whitesnake music video “Here I Go Again” for me? I can only think of 6 million ways to use it so… yeah. Also, while you’re in the gifing mood, go ahead and gif that dude doing a fist pump at like… the 3:15 mark in HYFR video. Thanks.
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frickinjealousy:
ath20 replied to your post: KIM ZOLCIAK JUST PUSHED ARIANA ZOLCIAK IN THE POOL…
… Is $50,000 alot? Also I just saw Sheree and Phaedra in a preview. There might be hope…
omg why is kj wearing all gucci
Is that how all the episodes will start out? With her sitting and talking to her baby as if he’s another adult (Which is excatly how my mother talked to me)?
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I'm watching "Don't Be Tardy For The Wedding"...
And I keep thinking, “When are they going to cut to Sheree’s confessional?” or “I wonder what Phaedra is up to?” This is why Real Housewives shouldnt have their own shows. I Love Kim Zolciak, but… Meh.
elevan:
you shouldn’t complain about your favorite artist becoming “mainstream” and “a sell out” when all you did was torrent their music in the first place
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lightbuld19:
my favorite hobby is avoiding people from school in public places
Everytime I got to Target… Every. Single. Time. It’s like a class reunion.
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My best friend's ex-girlfriend just messaged me on...
I’d like to just ignore her, but theyre still friends, and I’m just not for the “drama”.
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OH MY GOD.
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Every night I tell myself, “Jonathan, you’re going to sleep, and you’re going to sleep before 12:30am. You’re going to sleep so good and so hard you’ll be fully awake tomorrow. You’ll actually remember events that took place during the day and form full sentences. You may even get an erection when you think about how well you slept.” Then I get on Tumblr...
Reblog if you're black
iamnasirkami:
jainnijainni:
Most notes ive ever seen :o lol
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Since The Real Housewives of Atlanta season 4 is...
(Before we get started, if you don’t live in Atlanta or watch the show, you may not know who some of these people are. (buy “some” I mean “one”.)
1. Kim Zolicak
Do I really need to explain myself?
2. Nene Leakes.
Under the conditions that… 1. She realizes she’s not the start of the show (even though she is) so people will want to be around her. 2....
I deleted that RHOA post. I messed up, will edit...
Also, think I might start a second blog just for Real Housewives stuff.
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l-e-v asked: anon come the fuck at me, seriously. why don't you point out all my grammar mistakes because let's be real, that's obviously the only defense you have because YOU'RE fucking sensitive and take yourself way too fucking seriously. not only am i a female but i'm also a lesbian, wanna come point out all my privilege too? oh, shit, i'm cis-gendered and white, OBVIOUSLY my...
Anonymous asked: to the anon: Ivyinspired was just joking, it's nothing to be taken seriously. He once said he liked a girl with a big rack, but obviously he was joking.
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l-e-v asked: when people actually try to call out people on their "privilege" i cry for them and the usually place bets on whether they identify as "genderqueer" and how many times the word "misogyny" appears on their blog. and then i cry again because people like them exist. keep doin ya thang homezzzz it's not your fault some people are consistently butthurt and way too...
Anonymous asked: Being anon has nothing to do with the issue. The fact that a female is coming to your defense and not put you on check for your display of male privilege is disappointing, especially since this is such a common display of sexism that pointing you out on it wouldn't harm your friendship, but it would have made you think twice about shit like that. And please, can you and your friends learn...
l-e-v asked: omg your hetero cis-male ass. YOUR PRIVILEGE IS SHOWING OMGG. you're anon needs to grow the fuck up though.
