July 2012
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I just learned that Zamzar no longer will convert...
Why not just charging me for porn while your at it?
June 2012
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I know I'm late as fuck, but I just searched...
Honestly think I might be dying…
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Ok. As if anyone cares/noticed, I missed a Rebecca...
I’m sorry. My friends came over at like 3, and they just left. I’ll make up for it next week.
bloggingetiquette:
Not just autoplay.
Hidden autoplay.
Blogging etiquette. Real simple stuff.
northernbellesass asked: Tag! You're it! The rules are to state 10 random facts about yourself. Then, go to ten blogs and tell them that they are it :-)
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I didn't get any sleep at all last night.
Why do I get so attached to inanimate objects?
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Ok guys, we need to talk.
You assholes need to stop posting these “Harry Potter came out 13 years ago”/”That’s so Raven has been off the air for 5 years”/”2002 was a decade ago”/”The ‘new’ Dodge Charger came out in 2005” posts. Ok? I get it. I’m old, lay off it, ok?
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It's 11:16am and I'm watching "Keeping Up With The...
And like… Everyone is playing tennis and making fun of Kris’ (or is it “Kris’s?” I never really got that…) sex noises she while planing tennis (…what?) and Scott just said ”I didnt know we were comming over for a gangbang”
I have lost control of my life…
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Just found a Casey Anthony support Tumblr.
… It’s time to go to bed.
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Omg. It's on til 11:01 tonight. Someone must be...
* Brought to you via BlackBerry
* so this will not be spell checked.
* look, Caroline is tlking to the dog. Her only friend.
*I honestly feel like Jacq and Teresa couldve worked it out if Caroline wouldve stayed home.
* Jacq, I didn’t know it was like tht? Jesus did she try to kill your child? You wernt this upset with Danielle?
* I think Jacq ment it honestly, and Teresa just dsnt see...
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Random part II
Goals before turning 30
Become real estate agent.
Sell houses.
Buy 530i
Buy townhome in Druid Hills.
Track down Dynasty set desginer.
Pay him to decorate said townhouse.
After three years pass, become broker.
Maybe buy 380SEL or 380SL or 380SEC. Because I can. Maybe.
What will probably end up happening.
Become real estate agent.
Struggle.
Forced to go back to college.
Cry.
Sell a...
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What if Teresa and Joey go to a physical therapist, and it’s going alright, and the the therapist turns out to be Danielle Staub?
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Ok. I want some McDonalds, so I need to go, but Snapped is on so I can’t, but I need to stop watching, but this just makes me question all of my friends and their actions.
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Welp, just turned on the TV. "Snapped" is on.
So much for me leaving the house today…
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I miss my side burns.
Think I’ll let them grow out. Might grow my “soul patch” back too. Maybe. No…
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Just minding my bussiness, scratching my leg and I find a cut and a fucking bruise. Wat? Like, how does this happen? Either I’m the world’s roughest sleeper or there’s like a Tyler Durden who comes out to play when I sleep, cause this happens alot.
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Today is my mom's birthday, and I wanted to make...
but… I’m a man, and as we all know, our place isnt in the kitchen, so I know nothing about kitchen stuff and didn’t want to burn down the house so this is what happened.
It’s the thought that counts…. right?
Being gay is fine. Being bisexual is fine. Being...
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You know, not having a nice new car never really...
I want to go somewhere, but can’t because my form of transportation is less than reliable.
Me and my friends want to do something but my car says no.
When it’s time to get gas.
Or oil.
When it’s time to drive home from work at it’s 98 degrees.
Or over.
When I’ve been driving it for over 15 mintues.
When it makes noises.
Whenever I see a car like the one I...
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“Nobody gives you power. Real power is something you take.”
– J.R. Ewing
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Something about me that is just sad.
I can spell “Lamborghini” without much of a second thought, but I struggle with words like “exist” or “apparently”.
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That "i before e except after c" rule is ruining...
Let’s do a quick review
weigh
neighbor
weird
height
Like really, what the fuck?
Anonymous asked: did they take your pix off of tumblrafterhours(.)com ?? search there for ath20
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You know what they say. When the cats away… the mice will take the car and go to Buckhead for the day.
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OMG.
This was one of the best episodes Thus far.
OMG. Teresa’s remodeling the castle?
Nope, just a garage. With a chandalier. Sexy. Love it. *blows kisses*
Shut up Joey. You’re house is newer than Teresa’s you copied. The end.
Also, no one’s going to move into a garage, shut the fuck up guy.
Oh Jesus, Lauren skip it.
Ahh, Ashlee drama, fucking skip it. what’s wrong...
t33ndad:
if loving teresa giudice is wrong i don’t ever want to be right ♥
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Ok. I never watch the “After show/Watch What Happens Live”, but Teresa Giudice is on and reminding everyone why she is, excatly, the queen.
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I hope Teresa throws Caroline over the railing into the water tonight
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Black Tumblr on fathers day is like a synagog on christmas
