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I hate “Around The World in 80 Plates” and I’ve never seen it.

Like, it’s midnight right now. Ugh.

• Ugh, wassup with these Suburbans?
• And Caroline, that’s what family does. They talk shit about the in laws, dont cat like you dont. and Melissa isnt better than Teresa. That’s not even funny.
• Wait, why are they showing Caroline in a Escalade, but when they show the inside it has a Chevy steering wheel? Sorry, I’m a car fanatic.
• Rich, Teresa doesnt wanna come to your house, it has like… 2 bedrooms and no onyx.
• OMG. “Solsticed” I cant even spell it, I can’t even…
• I LOVE watching Teresa explain things to her husband.
• I do agree, Joey did break his and Teresa’s “confidence”.
• Joe is winning the show right now. “Melissa’s a horse, Caroline is boring, Kathy is a frog” Yes. All accurate.
• Teresa did put her in an awkward spot… but I mean… eh.
• Best. Trainer. Ever.
• … Why are Caroline’s children lookin at $80k Jaguars?
• WHY DO THEY KEEP SHOWING AN ESCALADE? ALBERT AND CAROLINE ARE IN A SUBURBAN?
• Jaguar “Select Edition” means pre-owned, but that car is new, so whatever.
• FINALLY. A housewife who doesnt drive a Range Rover. Thank. God.
• Kathy’s kids have no friends because Rich pops his collars.
• THEYRE ON TV RICH, EVERYONE KNOWS THEIR RELATED. STOP. BEING. STUPID.
• Wait, Ashlee can read?
• Dare. Convince me Rosie isnt a lesbian. Go.
• Thank you for not talking about your sex life Caroline. America thanks you. THANK YOU.
• T H A N K Y O U.
• Is she like… the oldest housewife?
• Old school Italian therapy is throwing a table at your brother.
• Really, Joey shouldnt have told his wife what Teresa said, you just dont do that. To family, no one you marry will ever be good enough. It’s a fact.
• This episode is kinda boring…
• Whoa… sky looks creepy as fuck.
• “I’m an angel from God.” Oh. Ok.
• Joey is mean as fuck, like…. really.
• OMG. Next week, Jacq reading a book makes Gia cry. My life is so good right now. This episode had me fighting sleep tho.

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